Subject: I've got a joke for you. (fwd)

FLY DROPS 4 INCHES, THE TROUT WILL GO FOR THE FLY, THE BEAR WILL GO 
FOR THE TROUT, AND I'LL HAVE A GOOD SHOT AT THE BEAR. NOW THERE'S A 
MOUSE WATCHING THE HUNTER WATCHING THE BEAR WATCHING THE TROUT WATCHING 
THE FLY. HE THINKS: IF THAT FLY DROPS 4 INCHES THE TROUT WILL GO FOR 
THE FLY, THE BEAR WILL GO FOR THE TROUT, THE HUNTER WILL SHOOT THE BEAR, 
AND THE HUNTER WILL BE PROCCUPIED LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO RUN OVER AND STEAL 
HIS SANDWICH. NOW THERE'S A CAT WATCHING THE MOUSE WATCHING THE HUNTER 
WATCHING THE BEAR WATCHING THE TROUT WATCHING THE FLY. HE SAYS TO HIMSELF: 
IF THAT FLY DROPS 4 INCHES, THE TROUT WILL GO FOR THE FLY, THE BEAR WILL 
GO FOR THE TROUT, THE HUNTER WILL SHOOT THE BEAR, THE MOUSE WILL GO FOR 
THE HUNTER'S SANDWICH, AND I'LL POUNCE ON THE MOUSE. SO THEY'RE ALL 
SITTING THERE, POISED, WAITING FOR THE FLY TO DROP. ALL OF A SUDDEN 
THE FLY DROPS 4 INCHES. THE TROUT GOES FOR THE FLY, THE BEAR GOES FOR 
THE TROUT, THE HUNTER SHOOTS THE BEAR, THE MOUSE GOES FOR THE SANDWICH, 
AND THE CAT JUMPS FOR THE MOUSE, MISSES THE MOUSE COMPLETELY, AND LANDS 
IN THE WATER. WHAT'S THE MORAL OF THE STORY?

EVERY TIME A FLY DROPS 4 INCHES, A PUSSY GETS WET!! 

or...
	It takes a lot to get a pussy wet